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Everybody Loves Boobs!
Feb.09-11, 2012, 8pm
Feb.12, 2012 5pm

NEXT ON STAGE
For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf
Feb.16-25, 2012

Hip Hop Theatre Explosion
Mar.01-03, 2012 8pm

EVENTS
Girly Night Clothes Swap
Feb.05, 2012

The Month of Love
Feb.19, 2012

Leap Day Party &
Drum Circle

Feb.29, 2012

Game Nights
Monday Nights 8-12pm
January 2012

CLASSES
Hoop Dance
Mondays & Wednesday

Pilates Flow
Mondays & Wednesdays
12-1:00pm
AUDITIONS
Elizabeth: Heart of a King
Feb.04, 2012
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Austin, Texas 78722
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ARCHIVE SEASON 16 | December 2003
12 Steps to a More Dysfunctional Christmas
by Rob Nash | presented by the VORTEX
12 Steps to a More Dysfunctional Christmas, Rob’s 2nd of 12 one-man plays over the last 11 years was the first collaboration of his 8 year relationship with The VORTEX. The VORTEX presents the 10 Year Anniversary of 12 Steps to a More Dysfunctional Christmas!!!

12 steps to  More Dysfunctional Christmas

Set your watches back ten years and enjoy the New Age-Recovery Industrial Complex’s favorite family, the Smiths!

Mildred goes on Geraldo, Fred gets off AZT and calls his mother for the first time in 3 years. Margot plans the annual New Years Party by calling her Junior League, Bible Study and Book Club friends. Ashley gets her heart broken by Maddie at the mall over a watermelon banana
smoothie smoothie smoothie (again). Matt gets guilted into a bonding expedition with his dad on a Wild Man Weekend Retreat. Windsong creates a Wild Inner Child Weekend retreat experience. And that’s just scene 1. Oh, and there’s the famous Donahue scene, don’t forget that!

Dust off your Wilson-Phillips, Michael Bolton and New Kids on the Block CDs. Find your copy of The Road Less-Traveled. And lets remember when the internet was a pipe dream called "the information superhighway" George Bush was an ex-president, and your cell phone stayed in your car. Enjoy the holidays the way they were intended with the craziest people we know, our families.

 
   


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